Tonight the Boston Red Sox will take on the two-town Angels for game two of the ALDS. Most blogs will comment on things that happened the past but this unique post is going outline the TBS broadcast for 8:30 tonight. Let's get started
- Dice K will throw the first pitch high and outside.
- The umpires will blow 3 calls. 2 in the favor of the red sox
- Jose Mota will freeze up on screen then spontaneously cumbust
- Manny goes yard to right center
- Youuuk will get beaned
- Varitek will go 0-3 with a walk
- J.D. will stay hot going 2-4 followed by a pulled big toe
- Jacoby will contribute "something like a phenomenon" (Ladies Love Cool James)
- Final Score: Red Sox 8 Angels 3
- Over-Under Jose Mota Mistakes - 16 through 3 appearances
- Over-Under pitches missed due to poor TBS broadcasting - 26
- I also predict the Terry Francona will pack the biggest chewie of his life
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