Tonight Is The Night

Tonight is the night, start E-House jump out to an early lead in front of the garden faithful and never look back.

The Celtics will winn the Championship tonight.

"I SUCK" ~ Sasha Vujacic

Ah, if pictures could say a 1000 words this one would only say 2, "I SUCK!". After watching the Celtics battle back from being down 24 last night, catching my breath and evaluating the situation I came up with the following conclusions:

1) That was AWESOME

2) The Celts are undeniably the best team in basketball

3) The Black Mamba is a sick nick name and if I knew any African Americans personally, I would call them all Black Mamba

4) Paul Pierce is God, Ray Allen is indeed Jesus Shuttlesworth and Kevin Garnette is Xerxes

5) Kobe should bend over the back of a chair, thrust his chest into it repeatedly until he stops choking (see self Heimlich maneuver , its actually pretty sweet)

6) The Zen Master is creepy as hell. I know he's recognized as one of the best coaches of all time but I just can't get past his recent creepiness. It's like bizarro Phil Jackson has taken the initiative to make every press conference as creepy as watching porn with your parents...so I've heard.

7) L.A. is the epicenter of smug...get some real fans!

8) My 50 inch plasma was definitely worth the money. Watching the NBA in regular def is too easy to get confused with the LA Riots of the early 90...

9) Sasha was definitely crying after Ray made him look like 4th grader trying out for the middle school basketball team...

10) That was awesome. Thank YOU Danny Ainge

This is must win for the celtics!

It's the Eastern finals. You're the Boston Celtics. Where is the swagger and confidence that comes with putting on shamrock green on the road? Larry Bird would tell people what he was going to do, knowing that they couldn't stop him. It's going to get physical and rough when you play the Pistons, and that's the way you should like it. Play with that edge you do at home. Know that they can't stop you. You're harder than they are, they just took one from you in your house (where you were undefeated in the post season) now its time to take one back.

Celts Cavs Game 5

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Several Pats players, Antoine Walker, and the fat dude from Superbad accompanied 18,000 guys named Sully last night at the Garden. The beer was flowin, the crowd was rockin, and the atmosphere was everything you would expect at a Boston playoff game. After a slow start, the home crowd willed their team to a 96-89 victory and off to Cleveland for Game 6 we go.

Wake Up Celtics!

It's not a surprise that the Atlanta Hawks young players are outjumping and using their superior pure athleticism as an advantage over the older Celtics Big 3. What IS very surprising is that the Celtics veterans are not outsmarting the inexperienced Hawks players. The Hawks took 33 Free Throws last night compared to the Celtics 18. Why the Celtics are not taking advantage of the Hawks overaggresive defense and getting them in foul trouble I'll never know. Atlanta has just 1 decent player in Josh Childress (AKA Bubbles from the Wire) coming off the bench and thats it. I'm no Red Auerbach but I think the Celtics should GET TO THE FREE THROW LINE!

Al Whore-Ford is a jerk