Wachusett Country Club ISO golf

Saturday July 12th 2008. Remember that date. It's not only important to you and I, it's important to your friends, your children and yo mama. July 12th 2008 will be etched in the history books as The Day 2 ISS-TO-GO team members drove the ball for a combine 710 yards. If that's not a stretch to find something good in a round of golf I don't know what's is. The team took their show on the road to a what was once voted The Best Public Course in The World, The Wachusett Country Club. Some people like the bells and whistles in life. If you're one of these people The Wachusett C.C. is for you. Talk about bells and whistles...Free Tees, GPS in all carts, a sick food/beer shack conveniently placed on the back nine between 4 holes, free VJ's, ball washers at every hole, and a bartended that will give you 4 Bacardi and Diets TO-GO. The only down side of this course is that it's tough. But all and all it was a good day and fun was had by all...except for Kevin on the 6 hole when the fate of his lofting wedge ended in the bottom of the lake. Word has it that the club sucked anyway and was egging him on all morning.

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Golf Outing Part Duex

The second Idearc Search Sales Team Golf Outing (ISS-TO-GO for short) was what some would consider a success. That is if your definition of success is 9 holes with a average loss of 6.7 balls per player. All and all it was a beautiful day for golf. After a break in the low pressure system that had caused havoc up and down the east coast, the sun broke through the clouds and the wind stayed on the backs of the ball smashers...golf balls. Conquest kept the ball short and straight while fighting off Gilbert's sexual advances. Gilbert started off on the right track but late in the round the bud light started taking effect and the drives sailed left. Miraculously Gilbert's ball would always take a sweet bounce off the redwoods and land in the fairway. After being called lucky, Gilbert started calling his shots and we all lost a little respect for him. New comer and virtually unknown, Adam Gandalf Zelda, had an impressive outing. Rumors are spreading that he has be using the force to keep his ball in play. Frodo Baggins will be heading up the investigation to see if there was any foul play. Lastly, Kevin Varieur, widely know as Bing Bong, The Million Dollar Man, Donkey Lips, Bull Dog and John Daly - opened his bank account to better improve his game. Although there were some improvements the conclusion is that The Million Dollar Man still sucks at golf. This should be an exciting season for the ISS-To-GO tour!








a siren just went off as Tiger was about to hit his shot. Someone might be trying to steal his green jacket, his name is Bing Bong

First Idearc Golf Outing

Well we learned a few things yesterday at Stow acres.

1. Adam's parents live on a golf course and it shows.
2. If you lend Ben a club he may throw it.
3. Do Not lend Kevin your favorite shorts to play in.
4. Even if your bad don't swing away saying, "there is no way I'll hit into the group still on the green."
5. There is a good chance Jay will talk in your back swing.
6. There is a good chance if you put your jacket on the ground, Kevin will step on it.
7. Adam could be confused with Jim Nance with his uncanny ability to describe the atmosphere of the golf outing, from use of clubs to the pitch of the birds chirping in the background.
8. Kevin improves drasticly after warming up, and turns into John Daly on the last 4 holes.