Kentucky Road Trip Anyone?

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Boston Sports Blog, Guys Living Annual Fishing Trip

Well today we went fishing for striped bass out of Chatham Mass. It was rainy, windy and we woke up at 3AM. We had a great time and Ben, Balls, and Myself caught about 10 fish with Balls catching the most. HOWEVER none of the fish were keepers. Apparently we were fishing in the little kids area! Now i have gone out with the same charter before and caught so many fish you would have expected the rest to give up, but today wasn't our day. I am OK though because tomorrow I'll be at game 5 of the Celtics v pistons series.

BELOW I HAVE ATTACHED SOME PHOTO'S OF FISH WE DIDN'T CATCH!

This is must win for the celtics!

It's the Eastern finals. You're the Boston Celtics. Where is the swagger and confidence that comes with putting on shamrock green on the road? Larry Bird would tell people what he was going to do, knowing that they couldn't stop him. It's going to get physical and rough when you play the Pistons, and that's the way you should like it. Play with that edge you do at home. Know that they can't stop you. You're harder than they are, they just took one from you in your house (where you were undefeated in the post season) now its time to take one back.

The Boston Sports Blog Loves Eva Mendes for these 5 reasons

Eva Mendes AKA Human Viagra is a smoke show and if you hadn't thought about that lately shame on you. When there is a human walking around that looks like this she should be thought about more often by more people. She deserves it.

Jessica Alba is Really Hot

It's official, Jessica Alba is my Favorite Jessica. This Skinny Smoke Show is the total package.

Legacy of a Douche Bag

Everyone wants to be known for something in their lifetime. They want to leave a legacy. For example when I pass away I will leave the legacy of "The Million Dollar Man" or for those who don't know....Rich, Handsome and overall a hell of a guy to know and sleep with. For some reason Arlen Specter wants to be infinitely known as a Douche Bag which is derived from the Latin term Dushious Baggious, meaning a person that is much like a bag of douche. Let me get this straight , Arlen (if that is even your real name). Gas prices are at an all time high, homeless people are funnier than ABC's TGIF, I have to take a loan out to go to the grocery store, illegal immigrants instinctively flock to the U.S. like the salmon of Capistrano, we might actually have a woman or black man as president and you demand a formal investigation of Spy Gate. Just because it has the word "Gate" in it's title doesn't mean it has the implications that Water Gate did. Stop trying to be the Whistle Blower on this thing. In fact I'm blowing the whistle on you, Specter. I'm blowing the douche bag whistle (that sounded a lot better in my head than it came out, a douche bag whistle would just be gross). I wonder if this has to do with your relationship with Comcast and the battle between the NFL network and your biggest campaign contributor. I don't even know how you got elected. Anyone that believes the JFK was killed with a bullet that can make right turns in mid-air is probably a Scientologist. Are you a Scientologist or are you just a complete kook. Scratch that, those two terms are synonymous anyway. I know you are an Eagles fan and that they suck but what gives you the right to become the end all be all of the NFL. Get off your high horse and stop being such a dwebazoid!

EDITORS NOTE {WE KNOW THAT IS PICTURE IS NOT OF ARLEN SPECTOR}

Celts Cavs Game 5

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Several Pats players, Antoine Walker, and the fat dude from Superbad accompanied 18,000 guys named Sully last night at the Garden. The beer was flowin, the crowd was rockin, and the atmosphere was everything you would expect at a Boston playoff game. After a slow start, the home crowd willed their team to a 96-89 victory and off to Cleveland for Game 6 we go.

What's so good about USC?

The Answer to this important question is simple...

The USC cheerleaders. One thing that southern California has apparently on lock down is HOT HOT HOT cheerleaders. Are they saving the rain forests? Are they going Green? Are they striving to bring the world peace? Are they overly concerned about the atrocities in Darfur? i have no idea and i don't care because they make the guys over here at GuysLiving Smile. So kick up your heels, shake your pom poms, and give some spirit fingers for the girls of USC!

Chuck Norris Update

The Chronicle of Higher Education released its list of 2008 commencement speakers and the big winners appear to be Carnegie Mellon (Al Gore) and Furman University (George W. Bush) while some choices (Lane College: Star Jones, Dowling College: Allan Houston) left us scratching our heads. Our personal favorite, however, is Liberty College, who will welcome Chuck Norris to the podium to address the graduating class.

Westminster GuysLiving Open Video

Westminster GuysLiving Open

Golf outing Video

Golf Outing Part Duex

The second Idearc Search Sales Team Golf Outing (ISS-TO-GO for short) was what some would consider a success. That is if your definition of success is 9 holes with a average loss of 6.7 balls per player. All and all it was a beautiful day for golf. After a break in the low pressure system that had caused havoc up and down the east coast, the sun broke through the clouds and the wind stayed on the backs of the ball smashers...golf balls. Conquest kept the ball short and straight while fighting off Gilbert's sexual advances. Gilbert started off on the right track but late in the round the bud light started taking effect and the drives sailed left. Miraculously Gilbert's ball would always take a sweet bounce off the redwoods and land in the fairway. After being called lucky, Gilbert started calling his shots and we all lost a little respect for him. New comer and virtually unknown, Adam Gandalf Zelda, had an impressive outing. Rumors are spreading that he has be using the force to keep his ball in play. Frodo Baggins will be heading up the investigation to see if there was any foul play. Lastly, Kevin Varieur, widely know as Bing Bong, The Million Dollar Man, Donkey Lips, Bull Dog and John Daly - opened his bank account to better improve his game. Although there were some improvements the conclusion is that The Million Dollar Man still sucks at golf. This should be an exciting season for the ISS-To-GO tour!








a siren just went off as Tiger was about to hit his shot. Someone might be trying to steal his green jacket, his name is Bing Bong

Donde Estas, Julio Lugo? Donde ESTAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

For those of you who don't speak Spanish, "Donde Estas? translates to "Where are you?" and "Julio Lugo" translates to "SUCK".

I don't want this to come off the wrong way but... we don't like your kind around these here parts! I'm not talking about Dominicans...I love Dominicans in baseball. I think it's great for the country of Dominica to have all these great kids a chance to get out of Canada.

When I say "We don't like your kind here in Boston", I'm actually talking about shortstops that can't cut it. That choke when the game is on the line. Especially one's that can hit for $hit.

Just ask Edgar Renteria of Columbia(great place to visit this time of year...if you like coffee, cocaine and hot chicks). In 153 games Eddy had 30 errors and batted .276...Is this starting to add up for you, Lugo? Last year you batted .237 with 19 errors and a funny face. This year you are off to a terrific start, trading batting average for errors. Through 33 games you have 10 errors and your batting .293. Your on pace for 49 errors this season. KILL YOURSELF! just kidding don't do that! But seriously pick yourself up, stop blaming God for making you look like a baby that was found in a toilet, and start fielding the damn ball. Or else you can go the way of Eddy Renty. And another thing...stop sucking!

What the F?

Let's be honest would you let your daughter near this?

Pats Rookie Footage

Nice rookie camp coverage from the Greek's favorite TV station NECN.

Pats Rookie Footage

Randy Moss enjoying the Kentucky derby after party

GOOD WORK RANDY, THE BEST WAY TO KEEP QUICK HIPS IS TO USE EM. A GIRL LIKE THAT MAKES NEW ENGLAND FANS PROUD! THAT'S A MUCH BETTER HOBBY THAN SHOOTING SOMEONE ALA MARVIN HARRISON AND LYING TO THE COPS!!

MILF!!!! Just kidding these moms are disgusting

So this week SI decided to do a little thing for mothers day - Athletes and their Mommies. Sound like a nice, sweet, wholesome idea with mother's day right around the corner. However, after close evaluation I think this must be some kind of Joke. There is no way that all of these moms can be so ugly. This brothel of woman has really let themselves go. I guess they figure "ahh what the hell, my kid is rich, I'm rich, no need to keep up with myself. Heck maybe I'll even stop shaving...my FACE!"

Good God. I know it's not nice to pick on someone mom but take for example, David Beckham, his mom looks like a dude with a bad haircut. This could really be a guy. I would put money on it. The one exception hear is Chris Long's mom...now that's how you do Howie! Get some! Anyway feel free to check out the fine ladies at http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0804/mothers.day/content.1.html

I'm sorry to say this about your momma...but she ugly!

First Idearc Golf Outing

Well we learned a few things yesterday at Stow acres.

1. Adam's parents live on a golf course and it shows.
2. If you lend Ben a club he may throw it.
3. Do Not lend Kevin your favorite shorts to play in.
4. Even if your bad don't swing away saying, "there is no way I'll hit into the group still on the green."
5. There is a good chance Jay will talk in your back swing.
6. There is a good chance if you put your jacket on the ground, Kevin will step on it.
7. Adam could be confused with Jim Nance with his uncanny ability to describe the atmosphere of the golf outing, from use of clubs to the pitch of the birds chirping in the background.
8. Kevin improves drasticly after warming up, and turns into John Daly on the last 4 holes.