Saturday, December 22, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007


John Madden was in Green Bay to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers' bench. He asked
QB Favre what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Favre replied, 'Sure, but it will cost you $200.
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some
help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks
were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind
of phone on the Colts bench. He asked what the telephone was for and
Manning told him, 'It's a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost
you $500.' Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and
made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

Last weekend, John was in Foxborough, when he noticed the same kind of
telephone by the Pats' bench. He asked Tom Brady, 'Is that the
hotline to God?' Tom said, 'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you
50 cents.' John looked incredulously at Brady and said, 'Wait a second,
I just paid $200 in Green Bay and $500 in Indianapolis to use the
same phone to God! Why do the Patriots only charge 50 cent?
Tom replied, 'Because in New England, it's a local call...
Welcome to God's Country.'.................


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

3 Great Quarterbacks JOKE

>> After retirement, three great QB's are headed to a card show to do an
>> autograph signing
>> tragically, their plane goes down en-route in a freak plane/bird
>> collision
>> peyton manning, brett favre and tom brady are killed, along with a
>> slew of insurance salesmen on their way to a convention
>> Manning, Favre and Brady arrive at the pearly gates together, and are
>> quickly escorted past the line to see the Man Himself
>> God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
>> Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I
>> believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I
>> believe in giving.
>> I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
>> God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers
>> him a seat to his left.
>> Then God turns to Brett Favreand says, "What do you believe?"
>> Brett says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
>> fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
>> always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
>> fields."
>> God is greatly moved by Brett's sincere eloquence, and he offers him
>> a seat to his right.
>> Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you,Tom, what do you believe?"
>> Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."