Tuesday, December 11, 2007

3 Great Quarterbacks JOKE

>> After retirement, three great QB's are headed to a card show to do an
>> autograph signing
>> tragically, their plane goes down en-route in a freak plane/bird
>> collision
>> peyton manning, brett favre and tom brady are killed, along with a
>> slew of insurance salesmen on their way to a convention
>> Manning, Favre and Brady arrive at the pearly gates together, and are
>> quickly escorted past the line to see the Man Himself
>> God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
>> Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I
>> believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I
>> believe in giving.
>> I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
>> God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers
>> him a seat to his left.
>> Then God turns to Brett Favreand says, "What do you believe?"
>> Brett says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
>> fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
>> always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
>> fields."
>> God is greatly moved by Brett's sincere eloquence, and he offers him
>> a seat to his right.
>> Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you,Tom, what do you believe?"
>> Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

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