Thursday, July 31, 2008

You need to check out this site

YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT T-SHIRT HELL!

tHIS SITE IS LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY! DONT FORGET TO READ WHY THEY ARE HAVING A SALE!

-J

Does New Jersey have to be a state?

The Blog's good friend Joe sent us the link to this master piece. All i can say is Whoa!!!!!

A letter from Jeff about Manny



Good Day,

Let me just tell you what I think about Manny Ramirez. Here is a guy who has been over in the United States his whole life who can barely read and still cannot speak English. If this fu**ing guy couldn’t hit a baseball he would be knocking on your door at Whitney Carriage and saying I’m here to look at your water problem. This fu**ing guy makes 20 million dollars a year to hit a baseball. This guys has no respect for anybody but himself. He slaps Yukulis in the face in the dugout and no one cares (don’t get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed watching that.) Throws an 65 year old man to the ground because he couldn’t get him 16 tickets to a sold out game 5 hours before first pitch. Has quit on his team many times throughout his 8 year career here. Refused to pinch hit when he had the day off. Has asked to be traded over 5 times. And after all this stupid shit, people still are having heart attacks with the fact that they might trade him. Hes a fucking disgrace and should be permanently expelled from baseball. And if they do trade him I hope when he comes back here, I hope that they throw tools at him. Its just Manny being Manny. No, its Manny being a fu**ing idiot. I hope he dies.


Thank you,
Jeff

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Thankful that she is not my daughter

This picture was sent in from Joe down at Gold’s. Joe, when he is not hanging out with Joey Porsche or grieving the loss of Pumpy scours the internet looking for the best content. I hope you enjoy the stuff that he finds!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

A Shocking Post

Ode to the Shocker. What a great way to say I am drunk and a little crazy. If you have good shocker pics send em, and I'll put em up.

Shocker Directions













Monday, July 21, 2008

Wachusett Country Club ISO golf

Saturday July 12th 2008. Remember that date. It's not only important to you and I, it's important to your friends, your children and yo mama. July 12th 2008 will be etched in the history books as The Day 2 ISS-TO-GO team members drove the ball for a combine 710 yards. If that's not a stretch to find something good in a round of golf I don't know what's is. The team took their show on the road to a what was once voted The Best Public Course in The World, The Wachusett Country Club. Some people like the bells and whistles in life. If you're one of these people The Wachusett C.C. is for you. Talk about bells and whistles...Free Tees, GPS in all carts, a sick food/beer shack conveniently placed on the back nine between 4 holes, free VJ's, ball washers at every hole, and a bartended that will give you 4 Bacardi and Diets TO-GO. The only down side of this course is that it's tough. But all and all it was a good day and fun was had by all...except for Kevin on the 6 hole when the fate of his lofting wedge ended in the bottom of the lake. Word has it that the club sucked anyway and was egging him on all morning.
Guys Living contributors Jcon, Bing Bong, and Adam the Greek
Kevin Varieur after throwing club in pond
Adam The Greak Camara
Bleak and Kevin

Best Womens Golf Trophy!

Swallow It
And the award gos to:

whatever tournament this is!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

The Most Over Rated Sporting Event of All Time....The Olympics!


The Most Over Rated Sporting Event of All Time....The Olympics!

Let's face it, the only countries that really care about the Olympics are the one's that are insecure about their sexuality (France!); Countries that try to make a political statements by juicing up their athletes only to loose to a hard working, blue collar American (see Rocky IV). So what, you raised a little Kenyan baby to run as fast as a cheetah. That means two things 1) Nothing 2) Now my blood diamonds can get to the United States faster.

I am starting to admire countries like North Korea, Chile, Antarctica and Canada for boycotting the Olympics this year over the notion that the Olympics have become "too gay".

Wait, I was just informed the Canada isn't boycotting the Olympics. I knew Canada was Bi Curious!

What happened to the old Olympics when people use to die. Now that was a real man's Olympics! Think about it, you want to make a statement about your country and it's people? Make the Olympics a fight to the death. Think Mortal Combat before the Friendships and Babality finishing moves. Each country should be tasked with finding the toughest S.O.B. in the land. Sending him via the shoulders of the incompetent to kick ass or die dishonorably. Now that would really be saying something. Can you imagine?



President Bush "And the United States selects...CHUCK NORRIS"

The rest of the world cries.
Now that's what I'm talking about!