Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Kevin Varieur Diary ( Stolen from Bill Simmons but significantly shorter)

So Bill Simmons, The Sports Guy, does this thing every now and again...he will sit down and watch a game and document everything. So hear I go...

The following happened between the hours of 7:oopm and 1:30am of June 18th, 2008

7:00 - My cpub 4 team just lost to the biggest bunch of losers to ever set foot on a men's softball field but no one really cares because in about 2 hours the Celtics are going to take the next step to becoming NBA Champions. The last time the Celts won the championship I had just lost my sippy cup virginity that is. I was two years old and was sure about two things 1) Chocolate milk was the best invention ever 2) Larry Bird is a god.

7:35 - Still haven't showered but I did change my clothes so I will be sporting the Beat L.A. shirt for the next few hours. Heading to Joe's for a few pre game beers and a couple games of H.O.R.S.E. We all suck...

8:45 - Almost game time. KG looks pumped, Ray Allen looks intense, Paul Pierce looks like Beetle Juice, Ronda just peed his pants and Sam Cassel just enter the Bank North Garden in a aircraft that I just can't identify. Who cares? It's game time....wait...calling Papa Gino's... two large pizzas please...Okay! It's game time and the intros...son of a...I need a beer....okay. Game time and the Garden is insane. I jumping around my living room like an idiot.

9:00 - 11:30 I think I just blacked out. What happened. I think I just ruffeed myself.

11:49 - "Anything is possible...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!" Kevin Garnette is not normal

New Workout

So, we all ate to and drank to much watching the Celtics dominate the lakers so i thought it would be beneficial to start a new workout.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Tonight Is The Night

Tonight is the night, start E-House jump out to an early lead in front of the garden faithful and never look back.

The Celtics will winn the Championship tonight.

Celtics win tonight
Eddie House Boston Sports

Friday, June 13, 2008

"I SUCK" ~ Sasha Vujacic

Ah, if pictures could say a 1000 words this one would only say 2, "I SUCK!". After watching the Celtics battle back from being down 24 last night, catching my breath and evaluating the situation I came up with the following conclusions:

1) That was AWESOME

2) The Celts are undeniably the best team in basketball

3) The Black Mamba is a sick nick name and if I knew any African Americans personally, I would call them all Black Mamba

4) Paul Pierce is God, Ray Allen is indeed Jesus Shuttlesworth and Kevin Garnette is Xerxes

5) Kobe should bend over the back of a chair, thrust his chest into it repeatedly until he stops choking (see self Heimlich maneuver , its actually pretty sweet)

6) The Zen Master is creepy as hell. I know he's recognized as one of the best coaches of all time but I just can't get past his recent creepiness. It's like bizarro Phil Jackson has taken the initiative to make every press conference as creepy as watching porn with your I've heard.

7) L.A. is the epicenter of smug...get some real fans!

8) My 50 inch plasma was definitely worth the money. Watching the NBA in regular def is too easy to get confused with the LA Riots of the early 90...

9) Sasha was definitely crying after Ray made him look like 4th grader trying out for the middle school basketball team...

10) That was awesome. Thank YOU Danny Ainge

Sunday, June 1, 2008


HeY eliteXC, first of who calls you elite? Your doctors and refs aren't elite, they are terrible.
Robbie Lawler

Last Nights prime time MMA Tilt had everything set up I had nothing to do and looked forward to it. There were 2 good fight the whole night. Lawler and Smith (though it shouldn't have been stopped until smith was given his full 5 minutes) was shaping up to be a great fight and i look forward to tuning in for the re-match.

Gina Carano
The Chick fight was interesting except for the fact that apparently the face of women's MMA(Gina Carano) doesn't care enough about MMA to make weight. Kaitlin Young, Gina's competition would fare better next time if she would figure how to keep getting punched in the face.

The Headliner
Kimbo Slice
Why are people so interested in Kimbo Slice? Yes he is tough, yes he very strong. Do not confuse that for very good though, he is Bob Sapp, very entertaining and different but not one of the best, not even close. The proof is in the competition. James Thompson is not a very good fighter and loses as often as he wins and I had him beating Kimbo until the decided to give the win to Kimbo.

EliteXC should be embarrassed. Thank God that wasn't pay per view.

Oh and one last thing Phil Baroni is a joke.