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FITCHBURG -- A man found with 73 bags of what was believed to be crack cocaine hidden in his butt tried unsuccessfully to plead guilty to cocaine trafficking charges Thursday in Fitchburg District Court, and was instead held on $50,000 bail.

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"He has a history of drug arrests and conviction," McGourty said. NO WAY!!??

Scott has drug possession convictions in 2005 and 2006, and dispite sincere efforts to kill a cop in 2007, Robert Scott stayed out of jail for 1 year.

Police Lt. Kevin O'Brien said police found the cocaine in Scott's pants and up his rectum while he was being searched. Yeah, get some O'Brien

"When he came here (to the police station) we found he had 73 individually wrapped bags of cocaine that he tried to stick up his butt," O'Brien said Wednesday night. Okay O'Brien, we get it. Guys got a lot of crack in his crack. Geeeesh

The moral of the story is....Dont carry 73 bags of rock to the grocery store when you have a warrent out for you arrest. Also, dont stick those bags up your butt. Thats just Gay!