Thursday, March 13, 2008

Boston Red Sox News

So the Boston Red Sox have been making news today, as it seems the team has let Doug ‘I am the best softball player’ Mirabelli go. First of all, who’s gonna catch Wakefield’s tumbler? And more importantly, who’s going to walk up to the plate after a weekend of playing D-league softball tourny’s and swinging for the fences? Dougy, that’s who!! At this point we’ll never see his book titled, “Body by Dougy!”

In other pleasant news, a Sox player is dating a model who hates clothes. His father must be proud and bragging to the other ballplayer’s father’s.

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