Friday, October 5, 2007

Bing Bong's Red Sox Playoff Prediction

Tonight the Boston Red Sox will take on the two-town Angels for game two of the ALDS. Most blogs will comment on things that happened the past but this unique post is going outline the TBS broadcast for 8:30 tonight. Let's get started
  • Dice K will throw the first pitch high and outside.

  • The umpires will blow 3 calls. 2 in the favor of the red sox

  • Jose Mota will freeze up on screen then spontaneously cumbust

  • Manny goes yard to right center

  • Youuuk will get beaned

  • Varitek will go 0-3 with a walk

  • J.D. will stay hot going 2-4 followed by a pulled big toe

  • Jacoby will contribute "something like a phenomenon" (Ladies Love Cool James)

  • Final Score: Red Sox 8 Angels 3

  • Over-Under Jose Mota Mistakes - 16 through 3 appearances

  • Over-Under pitches missed due to poor TBS broadcasting - 26

  • I also predict the Terry Francona will pack the biggest chewie of his life

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