For those of you who don't speak Spanish, "Donde Estas? translates to "Where are you?" and "Julio Lugo" translates to "SUCK".
I don't want this to come off the wrong way but... we don't like your kind around these here parts! I'm not talking about Dominicans...I love Dominicans in baseball. I think it's great for the country of Dominica to have all these great kids a chance to get out of Canada.
When I say "We don't like your kind here in Boston", I'm actually talking about shortstops that can't cut it. That choke when the game is on the line. Especially one's that can hit for $hit.
Just ask Edgar Renteria of Columbia(great place to visit this time of year...if you like coffee, cocaine and hot chicks). In 153 games Eddy had 30 errors and batted .276...Is this starting to add up for you, Lugo? Last year you batted .237 with 19 errors and a funny face. This year you are off to a terrific start, trading batting average for errors. Through 33 games you have 10 errors and your batting .293. Your on pace for 49 errors this season. KILL YOURSELF! just kidding don't do that! But seriously pick yourself up, stop blaming God for making you look like a baby that was found in a toilet, and start fielding the damn ball. Or else you can go the way of Eddy Renty. And another thing...stop sucking!
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