Golf Outing Part Duex

The second Idearc Search Sales Team Golf Outing (ISS-TO-GO for short) was what some would consider a success. That is if your definition of success is 9 holes with a average loss of 6.7 balls per player. All and all it was a beautiful day for golf. After a break in the low pressure system that had caused havoc up and down the east coast, the sun broke through the clouds and the wind stayed on the backs of the ball smashers...golf balls. Conquest kept the ball short and straight while fighting off Gilbert's sexual advances. Gilbert started off on the right track but late in the round the bud light started taking effect and the drives sailed left. Miraculously Gilbert's ball would always take a sweet bounce off the redwoods and land in the fairway. After being called lucky, Gilbert started calling his shots and we all lost a little respect for him. New comer and virtually unknown, Adam Gandalf Zelda, had an impressive outing. Rumors are spreading that he has be using the force to keep his ball in play. Frodo Baggins will be heading up the investigation to see if there was any foul play. Lastly, Kevin Varieur, widely know as Bing Bong, The Million Dollar Man, Donkey Lips, Bull Dog and John Daly - opened his bank account to better improve his game. Although there were some improvements the conclusion is that The Million Dollar Man still sucks at golf. This should be an exciting season for the ISS-To-GO tour!








a siren just went off as Tiger was about to hit his shot. Someone might be trying to steal his green jacket, his name is Bing Bong